Written by: Grace Van Vranken
Styling and Editorial Direction by: Brooke Domer
Mary Jane’s publicist cannot turn down a brand deal. What do Chef’s, housewives, dudes in suits and girls in Dries all have in common? They all operate at the highest version of themselves.
Here’s some outfits to match your vibe. Chill out, we got you.
American spirits and Sauvignon Blanc? A thing of the past. You’ve got 10am pilates and zero time for a hangover. Once a week you lock yourself in your walk-in closet and tap into the stash of Lord Jones you smuggled over the border on your last trip to Montreal. Just blazed enough you stalk Lori Hirshleifer’s Instagram and fill your cart with as much Ulla Johnson as you can without your husband divorcing you.
1. Zebra Earrings, 2. Loewe Paula’s Ibiza Sunglasses, 3. Glass Ring, 4. Surf Blue Nail Polish, 5. Hunting Season Lighter, 6. Lord Jones Pre-roll, 7. Laurel Canyon Perfume, 8. Etro Sequin Top, 9. Ulla Johnson Skirt, 10. Elder Statesman Cardigan, 11. The Row Estelle Tote Bag, 12. Bottega Pom Pom Sandals
Shamans, hypnotists, meditation…You tried everything shy of Big Pharma to get 9 hours of sleep. In college your claim to fame was never having done a single drug, just look at you now! Your happy place is a 2 bedroom apartment off Gramercy Park with a Juliet Balcony to enjoy your evening smoke with a Ginori ashtray. Why count sheep when you can make sleepy time pre-rolls your entire personality?
1. Jannah Silk Floral Eye-Mask, 2. Indica Pre-Rolls, 3. Flower Incense Holder, 4. Ginori Ash Tray, 5. Vintage Shell Lighter, 6. Loewe Marihuana Lotion, 7. Olivia Silk Von Halle Pajamas, 8. ABC Home Rose Pillow, 9. ABC Home Throw, 10. La Double J Slippers
After 10 years of unpaid internships you finally convinced your Dad to hire you as the creative director of his hedge fund. Being high AF is basically a tax write off. Of course you don’t promote drug use in the office, but anything goes when all of your meetings are on the patio at Sant Ambroeus. Business is booming and the future is lit.
1. Bode State Seal Shirt, 2. Elder Statesman Beach Guy Shorts, 3. Jacques Marie Mage Sunglasses, 4. Dad Grass Pre-Rollls, 5. Marni Tote, 6. Dries Boat Shoes
Tucked away in your Ludlow Street apartment filled with Helle Mardahl (if only she made bongs!) lies a sprawling bookshelf filled with Assouline’s most coveted covers and Gossamer Magazines you’ve never read. Despite buying a new Fendi Baguette off The Real Real every week, you blame the fact you’re always broke on the Edie Parker store in Soho. The tarot card reader at Raoul’s once told you to never leave the house without wearing at least 8 statement rings, so you don’t.
1. Helle Mardahl One + Two + Three, 2. Gossamer Mag, 3. Weed Book, 4. Ulla Johnson Crochet Top, 5. Siedres Pants, 6. Flower Necklace, 7. Fendi Sequin Baguette, 8. Fast Times Pre-Rolls, 9. Edie Parker Fruit Stripe Lighter, 10. Rings One + Two + Three + Four, 11. Dries Sneakers
Congratulations! You’ve worked on yourself. You credit your new found sense of calm to buying a fixer-upper in Eagle Rock and reading The Creative Act. Every morning you rearrange your zen garden, hit a J and repeat your mantras until you feel ready to start the day. Repeat after me: I will achieve great things with small steps and a CBD infused skincare routine.
1. OAS Robe, 2. Drake’s Scarf, 3. Saint Jane CBD Body Oil, 4. Dries Cannabis Patchouli Hand Cream, 5. Malin Goetz Cannabis Body Wash, 6. Zen Garden, 7. House Shoes
When you were 16 you ate a weed brownie and decided to replicate a Noguchi lamp exclusively with sea moss. The project fell apart (literally), but the path ahead was crystal clear. Twenty years later you charge 20k a pop for private dinners featuring cannabis infused tagliatelle and baba ganoush all made exclusively with marjuana from the Redwoods and ingredients that can be found at Whole Foods.
1. Loewe Paula’s Ibiza Sweater, 2. Bode Desert Shorts, 3. Yes Chef Cap, 4. Rose LA Chocolate, 5. Jonathan Alder Edibles Jar, 6. J. McLaughlin Socks, 7. Super Birki
hahaha Me reading panel 2... "umm, is this fucking play about us?"