I Found Your Halloween Costume

Very spooky

Boo! Halloween is upon us. Whether you’re shopping in your own closet or on The Real Real, here are some costume ideas. Enjoy! 

A Ghost With A Large Investment Portfolio: 
You’ve come back to earth on the spookiest night of the year to make sure your step-kids haven’t blown their inheritance on something dumb. 

What You’ll Need: 

High Thread Count Sheets From Frette (Kim Kardashian uses these)
Black Sunglasses From Celine, or anywhere you like.  

Sade Being Iconic: 
Wouldn’t life be wonderful if everyone looked this good after throwing on some moisturizer and a few twists of a towel? 

What You’ll Need: 

Plush Bath Towel From Boll & Branch 
Sunset Red Bath Towel From Frette
Jamma Hoops From Jennifer Fisher 

Editors Note: Take it to the next level and lather yourself in La Mer Body Cream 

Editor’s Additional Note: Take it to the moon and have your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend- anyone follow you around with a painting.

Britney Spears Dancing With Knives: 
Britney is forever an artist. Period. 

What You’ll Need: 

Polka-dot Bikini Top From Rose Swimsuits
White Bikini Bottoms From Eres
Knife Set From Miyabi (perfect time to upgrade your kitchen knives)

Editors Note: This entire post is satire. Don’t bring a knife to the club. If you’re going to leave the house in this costume, we suggest this spatula.

Lauren Hutton Falling In A Pool:
Nothing says confidence like a niche Halloween Costume, so why not dress up as Lauren Hutton falling in a pool sometime during the 70’s. 

What You’ll Need:

Vintage Bob Mackie Dress From The RealReal
Tangerine Marble Bracelet from 1stDibs

Editors Note: If you’re going to actually fall into a pool- make sure you pick the right moment or else you’ll be freezing and wet all night.   

Genie:
Just another excuse to wear a glitter bra top and carry a lamp.

What you’ll need:

Glitter Bra Top by Des Phemmes
Glitter Pants by Oscar De La Renta
Genie Lamp by Judith Leiber